The Gardeniaville Invitational pairings luncheon was scheduled for 11:30 today at In the Raw South. This is the much anticipated meeting of the minds to determine foursomes and playing partners for each of the six rounds. Keith and Haggard are co-heads of the committee every year and this year they threw Jeff a bone and allowed him to participate. What happened?
Well, shockingly, Keith and Haggard showed up at 11:37 (7 minutes late), so Jeff told them that since clearly his time wasn’t as valuable as theirs, he was leaving. And then he stormed out of the restaurant told them to go screw themselves and drove off. Despite numerous calls to apologize for their tardiness, Jeff refused to answer his phone or forgive Keith and Haggard.
Keith and Haggard tried to forge on without Jeff, but found it impossible to continue. It seems neither of them wanted to play with Jeff’s whiney ass, and they felt bad about pairing his whiney ass with anyone else. Since La Quinta won’t allow 2 foursomes, 1 threesome and 1 onesome they decided to postpone the pairings luncheon until after Jeff issues a public Gardeniaville apology to both of them.
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Really? No pairings?
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