It comes as no surprise to any resident of Gardiniaville, but our boy William is back. This will absolutely be the last year that we are all duped by the winter slump. Who hasn't become accustom to the mini temper tantrums following Big Willy Styles latest cold weathered snap hook? Apparently when you become partner you automatically quit worrying about money games. Instead, you tank every midwinter partner that you have en route to a nice spring handi. This all comes to light as Mr. Big Willy Style throws a tidy 76 at the Field in the Gardeniaville spring social mixer. When the first hint of competitive golf shows Buergler is there.
Gardeniaville showed up strong at the opening event of the season. Actually the only resident not present was the Hobester (aka The Mayor). With his game in shambles, The Mayor headed south for some resurrection. Hobie headed to Austin, TX. this weekend. Although there was a tourney going on in Gardeniaville (he is the self imposed Mayor of the town), he went on a search for the truth. Unfortunately, to Hobes surprise, the great teacher Mr. Harvey Penick passed 15 years ago. Upon hearing this news Hobie immediately asked for Helen Penick, thinking that maybe some of the great teachers instruction may have been passed on through his lovely wife. No such luck. Mrs. Penick passed in 2006 at 101 years of age. (Note to all the wives of Gardeniaville: Being married to a golfing man = years a vitality) Not knowing were to turn , Hobie went straight to the Callaway Tech Barn in an effort to buy a new game. Result of this pilgrimage to come.
Straight from our local rag The Tulsa World: (Gardeniaville residents shown)
5th Place: Willam (SB) Buergler, Doug Allert, Dan (my wife can play) Beiseigel, Dan Fulps.
6th Place: Tim ( I just became a father 6 hours ago) Mason. Bill Butts, Danny Funk, Russel Gibbs,
9th Place: Kevin Joyce, Bob Acklin, Bob Van New Kirk, Rick Funk
11 Place: Keith ( I take credit for my partners successes) Stitt(87) , The Great Doctor Jimmy Coder, Bill Condrin, Javier Gamarra.
Congrats to all of those top finishers!
Those who played but did not waste World Publishing's ink: Jeff Park, Chris Haggard,and Sweet Swinging Justin Walker. Apparently. these fine gents can only play if their mortgage payment is on the line. Or, in Parks (my) case, it is below 20 F.
9 days to the Palm Desert Debacle!!!!!!
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