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Monday, March 29, 2010

Off the Snide!!!!

The wind was howling, it was evident that the good ball strikers had the advantage on this day. No need to throw the balls up, it was Park/Haggard vs. KJ/Walker. William decided to spectate for 4 holes before Christie called him home to take care of McCloud. Her sickness probably saved him a minimum of $120 in nassaus.

Park has put a bullseye on KJ's back, and today was going to be a day of retribution. Before the first ball was hit on #1 KJ reminded Park of how many points he had taken from Jeff recently. Some of you know about the "Old Park" that I speak of... KJ brought my man back to life for at least 4 hours that day. This also would not be the first of KJ's absurd actions during this round.

On #13 KJ apparently thought he pured a 3 iron from 223. The ball was on a beautiful line, never leaving the flagstick, half way there KJ started walking off the tee. This was reminiscent of the, now infamous, Jenning's " In your fu**ing face" moment. Only difference was Jennings shot was good, KJ's flag seeker ended about 50 yards short of the green. He proceeded to make 5.

Park played well all day, he managed to shoot 80 in the wind with a 7 on 8 (I made a 20ft from off the green for par), a 6 on 11 ( I made a 15ft putt for par from the other side of the creek too), and a 7 on 17. This is where the story begins.

Vegas is worth 40 points per point!! Park/Haggard are up about 2000 points, a number that can easily be flip flopped. Park (always the clutch player) blows his tee ball out of bound right. I (scared of following him, and not able to get that ugly ass swing out of my mind) pull a 3 iron left. It clips the tree left and winds up about 235 from the flag in the left rough. KJ/Walker pipe two balls down the middle. Down wind, on a downhill lie in the rough, with a tree making a hook necessary I pull out a 4 iron knowing I must par. I hit what was probably the best shot that KJ, Walker and Park have ever seen. It landed in the middle of the green, and rolled through into the valley of death. Phil might get this up and down 1 in 10 times, I hit it to 15 ft. KJ makes 5/4 Walker beats Jeff with a 6. To add pressure Buddy Phillips decided to walk out onto 17 green to see what was going on. Downhill, left to right slider with Buddy Phillip over your shoulder for about $1600... DRANO.

KJ/Walker had no chance on this day. Every squirrel finds a nut I guess, but I feel the tides turning. Park 80, Haggard 82, KJ 87 and Walker 89. It was a day for the ball strikers.

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