Jeff Park was raised in Tulsa, Oklahoma and is the heir apparent to an International crating empire. Conventional wisdom says that once Jeff gains full control of American Crating, he will Arrow Truck it into oblivion within 18 months. As Gardeniaville’s resident trip expert/travel agent, Jeff is responsible for the annual golf trip. The selflessness and tireless dedication Jeff shows each year in planning the golf trip is truly inspiring. I mean, who could forget the year Jeff had to call Daniel Barncastle three times over a 6 month period to get the Alabama trip booked.
Jeff received his college degree from Northeastern State University and narrowly missed winning the award for the sharpest crayons. It is also at NSU that Jeff developed his profane writing style which most experts describe as Tourette’s Syndrome of the written word.
Jeff is widely known as the most consistent winter golfer in all of Gardeniaville. While everyone else is rounding their golf games into shape, Jeff takes the last three weeks of spring and the entire summer off, so that he can concentrate on volleyball.
Jeff’s golf career has been somewhat of a disappointment. Although he has been a member of Gardeniaville Country Club for 19 years, he has yet to win anything of merit. Thus far, his career highlight is riding Mike Alsup to victory in a rain-shortened horse race. Other achievements include a hole-in-one that nobody witnessed, and once making it to the second round of The Joe Finger Tournament. Some say Jeff’s most lasting impact on the game of golf was his invention of the flutter ball.
When Jeff is not working or playing volleyball, he can usually be found with his shirt off, being rushed to the hospital.
