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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

How to Stop Being Late: Tips for Improving Punctuality

How to Stop Being Late: Tips for Improving Punctuality

2 comments:

  1. This does not warrant a new post. Quit clogging Gardeniaville with your stupid, petty shit. You need to man up and apologize.

    http://www.wikihow.com/Apologize

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  2. It absolutly warrants a new post. I am trying to help you tardy shitheads be better men. The first step to improving is admitting that you have a problem. Not to me but to yourself. I think we can all agree that be late for everything is not a good attribute. Please read the article and try to better yourself.

    I am glad you insist on me apologizing of for this. It makes a point that needs to be made. It actually encompasses a lot of what is wrong with the world today. I am sure you have heard the story about the lady who sued McDonalds because she spilled coffee on herself and got burned. She won. A guy injures himself on someones property while tring to rob the place. Sues and wins. This is the same deal. We tend to make those in the wrong the victims and it must stop. All I did yesterday was try to have lunch with a couple of my buddies. ( Which a have always and still do think highly of) I was looking forward to the lunch. However due to their tardiness I had to leave to make other appointments. What do I need to apologize about?

    I am not asking for or want an appology from either one of them either. It would be like asking a mentally disabled person to apologize for their condition. In fact in the case of these two, that is exactly what it would be asking of them.

    Now to my last point. I believe the citizens of Gardeniaville should be held accountable for their actions. If our mayor continues to make excuses and turn wrongdoers into the victims, then I think we should ask for his resignation. The last thing we need is our leader turning into some left winged liberal hippy. Mr. Mayor, please step up and lead these fine men by making everyone accountable.

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