Siver Wolf????

Hobie's Unofficial Bio is absurd. I am not sure whoever wrote this has ever even met Hobie, let alone a Gardeniaville member. Let me address a few issues with this piece.

1. "Silver Wolf"? Never in his life has Hobie been called this. "Silver Fox" has been used, but never a wolf. The author of this is a complete dolt.

2. "Hobster" is a true nickname. "Mop head" and "Dickhead"?... Seriously?... Couldn't come up with anything better than that? Incredibly uncreative.

3. There was some poor attempt (I think) to say that Hobie has a small member. Why would you even go there? That kind of shit was funny in the 4th grade, not anymore. And Hobie already implied that in my Bio. Unoriginal.

4. "A thief when he gets on the golf course"? Again, does this person even know Hobie. He hates to gamble, and when he does he caps his win/loss at $200. I have never met a person who hates to bet on the golf course more. Stupid.

5. The entire part about Hobie playing retarded kids on the playground for money, and having sex with his princiPAL's daughter was just weird. Not funny... weird.

6. HOORAY!!! Hobie did in fact go to Oklahoma State ,but the only woman who can out drink him is Mel. You got one right though. Maybe you did meet Hobie one time.

7. Hobie can putt, but that whole "Vietnamese whore" thing and "finding the hole deal" was not good.

8. What kind of person types anything under "Anonymous"? If you have something to say, at least have the sand to put your name to it.

Whoever wrote this is an imbecile. Think again before you ever post anything here again. You are embarrassing everyone in Gardeniaville.