located in the foothills between totally screwed and Rock Star parking is Gardeniaville




Friday, April 2, 2010

LAST MINUTE CHANGE

After much deliberation Buergler decides to forgo guys' golf trip and opts for trip to Vegas with the girls. The recent drama over the announced pairings convinced him that the odds of spending a fun and relaxing weekend with emotionally stable travelling companions are better with two pregnant and four menstruating women than eleven self-absorbed children. He apologizes for any inconveniences this causes with the pairings.

1 comment:

  1. Sure... blame it on our childlike tantrums when we don't get our way. I know that the real reason that you want to bail is because of the shitty odds that you are getting. What was I thinking? 3/1 to win? You shot a freaking 96 yesterday knowing that it was too late for it to adjust your handicap. The really scary part is that I think that you were actually trying!

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